Yes, no, maybe.

I was on a mission* in Brighton last week. I didn't even see the seaside. I crave me some seaside.

I want to live in a caravan with a broadband internet connection, with an unthreatening ocean nearby.
Possibly not too hot and not too cold. With reasonable amount of rainfall and no floods.
No aggressive sun also, please.

WHERE IS MY PLEASANT PLANET, I WANT TO GO HOME.

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* Contrary to 'popular' belief, I'm not a drug dealer/smuggler/pusher.